luigivevo:

keytosymphony:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues

how about i taste yours for a change?

that was smooth af

(Source: asslicker2002, via brokenly)

tardis-mind-palace:

ineffablyserpentine:

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…

even though all the signs were there

(via brokenly)